"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
09/17/2016 at 09:30 • Filed to: Welp | 1 | 17 |
My boss is on a rampage today (god save us all). With 14 appointments today he expects at least 7 sales. Of course I have the first appointment at 10 am and I will need the all the luck I can get to sell this hunk of shit.
By hunk of shit, I mean a 2008 Cayenne Turbo. Apparently it was suppose to be whole saled but someone up top said “nah we can sell it to someone.” It needs a new windshield (its on order), the key fob is destroyed (on order), panoramic roof is broken, and it’s just not cosmetically in good shape.
Fuck....
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 09:39 | 1 |
50% closing rate seems very optimistic. I suppose with luck on your side, it can happen. Also, that Cayenne sounds like a nightmare, especially if you don’t get a Demuro Carmax-type warranty.
S65
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 09:45 | 0 |
That Cayenne doesn’t look too bad..
Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 09:47 | 0 |
As a store that is currently closing at 47% by some miracle, I pity you.
LongbowMkII
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 09:58 | 0 |
I’ll offer $2,000
Seriously, those panoramic roof repairs are obscenely expensive. That's a multi-thousand dollar mistake.
petebmwm
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 10:30 | 0 |
I have one delivery this morning and my appointment got pushed back to monday....
TysMagic
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 10:36 | 3 |
cover the cars with balloons. I hear it’s a fact, crazy sales. Cars flying off the lot. Moving metal and making moneys
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> S65
09/17/2016 at 11:31 | 0 |
Should see the underside...
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> LongbowMkII
09/17/2016 at 11:32 | 0 |
Oye vey...
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
09/17/2016 at 11:32 | 0 |
I think our percentage is low, but my boss is optimistic
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/17/2016 at 11:36 | 0 |
There’s a 3rd party bumper to bumper warranty that my Finance manager always pitches, if that counts
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> petebmwm
09/17/2016 at 11:42 | 0 |
Ive had two reschedules happen already
petebmwm
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 14:17 | 0 |
sold another, delivery on monday. I just dont feel like it today... i want to go home and put my e30 m3 back together and go for a ride....
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> petebmwm
09/17/2016 at 14:39 | 0 |
I just want to go home...having two no shows, two reschedules and one who wasn’t a buyer is more than enough for me
petebmwm
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 17:01 | 0 |
yep...and when they do finally decide to come in, they’ll all come at the same time...
NJAnon
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 19:55 | 0 |
On a rampage huh? bosses are allowed to rampage?
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> NJAnon
09/17/2016 at 20:08 | 0 |
Yes apparently
NJAnon
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/17/2016 at 20:22 | 0 |
Then you can rampage too. :)